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| SIGNS YOUR DENTIST IS CRAZY
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. - His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders" - Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. - Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body. - He...ummm..licks his tools clean. - Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line. - When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office. - Wears a necklace made of human teeth. - Has a grindstone in the office for his tools. - Insists that a Novocain shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
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