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YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ISP WHEN...
* Their company logo is two tin cans and a length of string. * You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler. * Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods. * Their proud boast: "We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio." * Their promo materials use the words "information" and "superhighway" in the same sentence. * You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks, "Would you like fries with that?" * "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports." * "Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas." * They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on the street corner. * They charge for e-mail and downloads by the word.
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