NEW TEACHING PROGRAM

 

Memo to all students:

Over the Fall our teaching staff is providing a teaching program adequately entitled "Special High Intensity Training".

Now the criteria designed for S.H.I.T. will have already been taken by the teaching staff. So they no longer have to do S.H.I.T.

For those who wish to continue to higher levels in this material we will be offering Multiple Opportunity Research Education of Special High Intensity Training. (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.)

For those who feel that they have advanced further that would mean by your performance we have advanced you to Total Opportunity Under-Graduate Hyper Special High Intensity Training. For those of you who feel that you are at a higher level and wish to get out that would be T.O.U.G.H. S.H.I.T.!!!

Our top level of teaching will be Developmental Exceptional Educational Program @ Special High Intensity Training. For those of you wishing to move on that would mean you're in D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.!!!!

Sincerely,
Boss In General of Special High Intensity Training.
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

 

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