THE COLLEGE DICTIONARY

 

CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.

MAJOR:   Area of study that no longer interest you.

STUDENT ATHLETE:   See "contradiction in terms."

GRADE:   Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.

SUMMER SCHOOL:   A viable alternative to a summer job.

QUARTER:   The most coveted form of currency on campus.

HUNGER:   Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.

 

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