WHAT
IF YOUR DOG'S NAME WAS WILLY...
Did you
ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Willy?
* My Willy
ate my homework.
* Oh, no! Willy is frothing at the mouth!
* Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Willy.
* I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Willy on a leash.
* Willy doesn't come when I call him.
* I love giving Willy a bath.
* Willy needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
* Playing with Willy really wears me out.
* Would you like to see a picture of Willy?
* I keep a picture of Willy in my wallet.
* I think Willy is getting old because he won't get excited anymore.
He just plays dead.
* Help! I can't find Willy!
* Willy gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
* Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Willy to the
hospital.
* Watch it or you'll step on Willy.
* When Willy behaves well, he gets a bone.
* Stop kicking Willy.
* Willy is truly man's best friend.
* I've trained Willy to jump through hoops.
* Willy always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
* Excuse me, I need a muzzle for Willy.
* Sorry I'm late, but Willy kept me up howling all night.
